Happy Birthday! This is your Vice President calling.

“Happy Birthday, child. This is your Vice President Joe Biden calling to wish you a Happy Birthday.”

“Your mother says it’s your birthday. So I asked her to give you a call. Do you have any special plans to celebrate?”

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